Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
