Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
