Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Perception is everything.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Haters are just confused admirers.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
