Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
The last thing I want to do is die.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Be positive for no reason.
