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Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....

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When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.

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A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.

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If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

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You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.

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Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!

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Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.