Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
True friends stab you in the front!
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
