What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
