What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Winners don't wait for chances, they grab them.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
