What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Make money, don't let it make you.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
