What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
It's weird not to be weird.
