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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.

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My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.

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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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You're only as good as your last game.

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I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.

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Take it easy, give it hard.

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My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.