What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
