Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
