Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
