Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Immaturity keeps me young.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
