Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
