Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
