Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
