Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
