Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
Haters make you famous.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
