Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
