Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
