Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
It's weird not to be weird.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
