Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
