I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
It's weird not to be weird.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
