I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I really need you to, put the camera down and step away from the mirror.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
