I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
