I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
