I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
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Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
