I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
