I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Haters are just confused admirers.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
You're only as good as your last game.
Perception is everything.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
