I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
