If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
True friends stab you in the front!
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
