If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
Trust in God but lock your car.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
