Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Perception is everything.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Be positive for no reason.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
