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Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.

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You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.

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If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.

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I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.

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Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?

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Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

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After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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