Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Haters make you famous.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Fall in love with my mind.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
