Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Always remember to smile.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
