Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Trust in God but lock your car.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
