Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Trust in God but lock your car.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
Everybody spread positivity.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
