Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Real eyes realize real lies.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
