Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
You live and you learn.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
