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Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.

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If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

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I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.

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Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.

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Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.

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Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.

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Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.

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Dreams lift when reality falls.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.

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Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.

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You can't define love, but love can define you.

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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places

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Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

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Be positive for no reason.

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Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.