Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
