Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when somebody asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
