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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

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Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

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The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.

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Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.

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Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.

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We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.

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You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."

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Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.

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Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.

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2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

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The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

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I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.

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I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.