Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.