X
Enter your quote:
140
Select Category:
  
Enter the numbers as shown:

vote

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

vote

If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.

vote

Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.

vote

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

vote

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

vote

Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.

vote

When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.

vote

Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.

vote

Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

vote

No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

vote

That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.

vote

The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.

vote

You can't define love, but love can define you.

vote

The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.

vote

I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.

vote

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

vote

Dear Boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I'd take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, your Girlfriend.

vote

2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.

vote

That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...