Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
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