Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
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