Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
What's the most successful pickup line ever? A: 'Does this smell like chloroform?'
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
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