Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
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