Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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