Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
It is true that there is no "I" in team. But there is an "I" in win.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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