Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Be positive for no reason.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
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