Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
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