Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
You're only as good as your last game.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
Everyone's fine with babies being entertained by keys, but let one baby drive a Porsche and suddenly I'm a horrible uncle.
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