Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
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