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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.

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Don't like me? Take a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

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If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.

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You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.

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Haters make you famous.

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If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.

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I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.

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If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.

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When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.

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I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.

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I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.

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The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

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Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.