The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
You are not a winner, just the last loser standing.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Truth can stand on its own, only lies require faith.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
