The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Here's a condom so that you can have protection while you go fuck yourself. :)
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
