The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
A soulmate is meeting the piece of you that is missing. It's undeniable and scary, but you feel lost without it.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
