Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Take it easy, give it hard.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
