Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
F that B.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
You're only as good as your last game.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
I am not afraid of death, it's just that I prefer not to be there when it happens.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
