If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
