If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Coughing in front of smokers to make them feel guilty.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I would love you if love meant the complete opposite of what it means today.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Everybody is a student for life.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
