When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Haters make you famous.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
F that B.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
