There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Everybody spread positivity.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Annoying moment: When you decide to be angry at someone for a week and the next morning, the anger you felt so strong, disappears.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
