There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
I'm not an Alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, I already have one.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
