There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
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A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
