Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Fall in love with my mind.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
