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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.

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Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.

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Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.

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Make money, don't let it make you.

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Good things don't always have to come to an end.

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.

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Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?

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If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.

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We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.

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Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

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I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.

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I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.