Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Love needs to get glasses.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
