When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Everybody spread positivity.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
You're only as good as your last game.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
