Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
F that B.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
I love walking in the rain 'cause no one can see me crying.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
You live and you learn.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
