A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
You live and you learn.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
The world is a fucked up place. You fit right in.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Dreams lift when reality falls.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
