Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Everybody is a student for life.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Always remember to smile.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
When your mum decides to be in the room while you're on the computer so you just switch to Google and just stare at it.
