Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
Winners do what other people won't.
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
