Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
