Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Everybody is a student for life.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
