Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don't, raise your standards.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
Everybody spread positivity.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except marriage, marriage will kill you.
