The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
