The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
