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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

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The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.

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There are two kinds of secrets: one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

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Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.

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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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When I'm bored, I eat. When I'm happy, I eat. When I'm sad, I eat.

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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

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We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.

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You do not learn anything by doing everything right.

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Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.

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Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.

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Wherever you go, there you are.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Real eyes realize real lies.

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There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.

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Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.

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Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.