The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
