The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
