The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Life is a bitch, but totally do-able.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Definition of disappointment: guy runs into a wall with a boner and breaks his nose first...
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
