From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Cockiness is just confidence without confidence.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
The awkward moment when someone is yelling at you and you're desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Fall in love with my mind.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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