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From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.

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I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.

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I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.

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