From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Real eyes realize real lies.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I eat problems, then shit out success.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
If your life is so shitty maybe you should wipe your ass better.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
