From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Born to be different, like everyone else.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
