The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Be man enough to accept the consequences, be child enough to do it anyway.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Cry over cuts and stitches not bastards and bitches.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
