The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
I swear to drunk I'm not god.
Believe in yourself. If you don't, then no one else will have a reason to.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.