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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.

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Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.

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If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?

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Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

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It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.

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Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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Always remember to smile.

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.

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Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.

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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

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If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.

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Everybody is a student for life.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.