I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
I swear Mario is a hobo! he wakes up wearing the same clothes, runs in sewers, and steals coins. To buy what. MUSHROOMS?
How much coke did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
