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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.

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Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?

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Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.

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I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

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The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.

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You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.

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I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.

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S_CCESS can't be complete without U.

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Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.

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Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.