Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Winners do what other people won't.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
