Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.
Always remember to smile.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
