Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
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I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I always wanted to be someone. I see now that I should have been more specific.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
Teacher: "You failed the test." - Student:"You failed to educate."
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
