The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
The awkward moment when you're eavesdropping on a strangers conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
