The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
You inspire me to be a better pervert.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
Take chances, make mistakes, and don't regret a second of life.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
