The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Susan?
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
