The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
You said what you said and you said what you said, so what you said is what you said.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You cannot fathom the amount of fuck I do not give.
