The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Never count on tomorrow because it may forget to show up.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
When your best friend comes to you with a bitch problem and you're like"I don't give a fuck."
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
