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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.

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Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?

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A successful man is one that can make more than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Life isn't about staying dry, it's about learning how to play in the rain.

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It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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Chuck Norris has three types of laundry...whites, darks and blood stained.

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If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.

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Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.

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Treat every problem as your dog would: If you can't eat it, fuck it or piss on it, then walk away.

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Everybody spread positivity.

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WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.

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If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.

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You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Immaturity keeps me young.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.