The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Everybody is a student for life.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Winners do what other people won't.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
It's not how much you love someone that matters, it's how much you make them feel loved.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
