Got an issue? Get a tissue.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
