Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Always remember to smile.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
I have finally decided to give a crap. Now who wants the first piece?
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
When life blows sometimes the best thing you can be is a dick.
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