Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
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