Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
We put the "us" in trust, baby.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Pickles are just cucumbers soaked in evil.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
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