Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Everybody is a student for life.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella died, Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
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