I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
Don't let the fear of striking out, keep you from playing the game.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
