I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
I wish I was as much of a morning person as my penis is.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
You can't define love, but love can define you.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
Take it easy, give it hard.
