I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Today is the Tomorrow we worried about Yesterday.
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
