I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I've gone bankrupt a few times and it's pretty scary. But eventually I make it to the ATM and get more money.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then lets get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
