I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Why is a school zone 20mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
Life is not what you take of it, but what you make of it.
When someone says they have to ask you a question, you think of all the bad things you've done recently.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
