You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
I bet Osama Bin Laden regrets coming out of hiding to watch the Royal Wedding.
I'm not addicted to Twitter. I only tweet when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Everyone and everything eventually becomes only just a memory.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
