You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
Perception is everything.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left then turn to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
Real eyes realize real lies.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
I hate people who are lazy. They're so lazy, they don't even finish their own
