You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
The awkward moment when someones yelling at you and your desperately trying not to laugh at their angry face.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a footlong.
