You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
My life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
