You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
