You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
