You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Charlie Sheen just set record for 'fastest time to reach a million Twitter followers.' Not his only speed record.
Maturity is knowing when to be immature.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Haters are just confused admirers.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
If someone tries to bring you down it means that you are higher than them.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
