You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Don't hate me because I'm better than you, hate yourself because you're not as good as me.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Fall in love with my mind.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
I know the beginning and end of this book but what shapes life are the chapters between.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
