You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
