You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
That awkward moment when you don't die on Dec 21 and your kid asks you why he was born on Sept 21.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
