Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Your actions are speaking so loudly, I cannot hear what you are saying.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
Wherever you go, there you are.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Take it easy, give it hard.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
