How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Not everyone's gonna understand you and that's ok.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
If your not going to win the argument, lie.
Short answers silent treatment not smiling = You did something wrong.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Research shows that 90% of men don't know how to use condom, these people are called DADS.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
If you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it.
Everybody is a student for life.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
