How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Take my advice, don't listen to my advice.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Cool story bro, now go make me a sandwich.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Everybody spread positivity.
Take it easy, give it hard.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
