I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Learn to spell, kids. Auto Correct isn't always write.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
When single you see happy couples. When in a relationship you see happy singles.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
If you can't beat them, taze them.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.