I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of.
It isn't till you've lost everything that you are free to do anything.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
It's better to be the owner of your silence than the slave of your words.
Always remember to smile.
Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
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