I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow...when I woke up my pillow was gone.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Today was a beautiful day. Then you showed up.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you shut the fuck up in?
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Light up the world with your smile, because you never know who might be stuck somewhere dark.
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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