I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
God made opposites. He made heaven and hell, darkness and light. He made me smart, and you....
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Unicorns are awesome. I am awesome. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
I order the club sandwich all the time, but I'm not even a member, man. I don't know how I get away with it.
Brushing your teeth before breakfast, is the same as wiping your ass before taking a shit.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
We're all born screaming, naked, and starving...then it's pretty much downhill from there.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
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