I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Dear 'K', You should get arrested for killing conversations.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Life's not a bitch, you're the bitch because your not trying hard enough.
Married men live longer than single men, but they're a lot more willing to die.
When life puts you in tough situations don't say "WHY ME?", just say "TRY ME".
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
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