I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
I want to go to Heaven for the climate, and Hell for the company.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Love is just a word, until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I wanted a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
My foot just fell asleep. I think I'm gonna kick it with your face to wake it up.
Negativity is poison for the soul.
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
Love always costs more than you can afford, but its always worth the price.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
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