I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I need a six month holiday, twice a year.
I have no time for stupid people. But they sure do have time for me.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of bill payments.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
I'm not an alchoholic, I'm a drunk. Alchoholics go to meetings.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
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