I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Testing boys by not responding to their txts to see if they'll txt you again.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
The awkward moment when people are complaining about the sizes of their nose when Voldemort's in the room.
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
You know you love her when people think you're crazy.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
True friends stab you in the front!
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
If you aren't good at lying, you better be good at keeping secrets.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Everybody is a student for life.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.