I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Every woman is beautiful, it just takes the right man to see it.
You don't have to understand to be understanding.
God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China.
Homework: Do me do me. Internet: Don't listen to that slut.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
Don't make time for people who can't make time for you.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Behind every girls favorite song, is an untold story.
24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
You never how much is enough until you know how much is too much.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.
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