I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I'm sorry you had bad luck and turned out to be an idiot.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
I will still love you when you're no longer young and beautiful.
I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Fall in love with my mind.
You need over 60 muscles to look angry and less then 10 to smile, so why tire yourself?
I know I have friends and I know I have enemies. I just can't tell who is who.
NO MUM. You're mad because you're wrong not because I was talking back.
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