I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
S_CCESS can't be complete without U.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
Wild hearts can't be broken.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
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