I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge, trust me, it hurts less.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other.
I'm not flirting, I'm just acting extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
When we hit our lowest point, We are open to the greatest changes.
Everyone keeps telling me how fun Angry Birds is, but I've been insulting my parakeet all week and he just seems hurt.
The world is full of guys, be a man.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.