I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Nice shoes! Wanna screw?
Forget it enough to get over it, remember it enough so it doesnt happen again.
Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.
Got an issue? Get a tissue.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I will.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
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