I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Don't punish the man in front of you for the mistakes made by the man behind you.
I'm thinking of a finger, and it's not 1, 2, 4, or 5.
You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Mephobia. The fear of becoming so awesome that everyone dies.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
Physiological fact: emotional pain lasts for twelve minutes, anything else is self inflicted.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Jesus can walk on water. Ice is 100% water, I can walk on ice. Therefore, I'M 100% JESUS BITCHES.
It's weird not to be weird.
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
My ideal mate is someone like you, but with a different personality and with a different face.
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