You can be worthless to someone, but priceless to another.
Right things happen at the wrong time if you wait for them to happen.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
I don't hate school. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
A girl just told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds for her birthday, I'm gettin her a deck of cards!
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
