You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I didn't lose my sanity. I sent it away for its own protection.
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Wherever you go, there you are.
I'm not a nerd, I'm just smarter then you.
When I'm always in my room; parents complain. When I go out; parents complain.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
History always has a way of repeating itself, bad or good, a perfect circle.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You live and you learn.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
