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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.

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Girls are like aspirin. I take two and go to bed.

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Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

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"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.

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If you text me first, it's your job to keep the conversation going!

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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.

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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

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In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

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Chuck Norris made orange juice concentrate.

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Who you are, who you want to be, and who you once were can be three different people.

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I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.

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Playing comes first, you can work later.

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Imagine how different your life would be if you said literally everything that was on your mind.

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No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.

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I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.

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The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.