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You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.

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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.

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Don't allow someone to be your priorty while allowing yourself to be there option.

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A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

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I'm experiencing Deja Vu and Amnesia at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before...

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This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".

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I am not good at giving advice, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 52 people. Then the grenade exploded.

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You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.

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True friends stab you in the front!

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You should appreciate what you have, before it becomes what you had.

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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.

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It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...