You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
"Dude, that song is old." Sorry, I didn't notice the expiry date.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
If you can't be a good example then at least be a horrible warning.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
You can't buy love....but you pay heavily for it.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
