You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Gravity is not the reason why people fall in love.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
Perception is everything.
No one said it would be easy but I'm saying it's going to be worth it.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
You know you're getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Everybody thinks that a girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Yeah right, our dream is to EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT!
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Ohh, that sounds kinda harsh. I better add a 'lol'.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
