You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
If you want to look young and thin, hang out around fat old people.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
If you were my homework I'd do you on the table.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
Life is like a penis. It's short, but seems so long when it gets hard
