You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
I have a lot of time on my hands when I'm wearing two watches.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I will love you until the end. If you feel that I don't love you, this is just the beginning.
I'm your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
Don't erase your haters, embrace your haters.
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
Fall in love with my mind.
