You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
Love is calling back regardless of how many times they hangup on you.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
The minute you settle for less than what you deserve you get less than what you settled for.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Most people are still alive because its illegal to shoot them.
Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world.
You don't need some one to complete you, you just need someone to accept you completely...
Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you weaker and weaker until it eventually kills you.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
Love me always, love me never, but don't love me sometimes.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me? Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!
