You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.
The awkward moment when teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.
The word 'studying' was made up of two words originally - 'students dying'.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
Me: *sneeze* Class: *silence*. Popular girl: *sneeze* Class: God bless you amazing and lovely sweetheart.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I'm not single. I'm in a long-standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
The more pictures you post of your pet the more lonely you are. It's science.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I go to bed late every night and I realize it was bad idea every morning.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
The awkward moment when you politely decline food at a friends house and immediately regret the decision afterwards.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
