If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
Some people just need a high-five. To the face. With a chair.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Live everyday like it's your last because someday you will be right.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
I'm not giving you an hour, or a second, or another minute longer. I'm busy getting stronger.
If we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket...I'd miss u heaps and think of you often.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Cool story bro. Publish it and sell it to someone who gives a shit.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I hate when I walk into a room, forget what I need, walk out and then remember.
A girl looks at what a man drives. A woman looks at what drives a man.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
