If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Life sucks. But what it sucks on we may never know.
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer...oh wait, he does.
Accept what you can't change and change what you can't accept.
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Your a boy, I'm a girl. So tell me again why we aren't dating?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Cool story bro. Yeah your mums in the next chapter.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
