If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
Sadly some boys think of girls as books; If the cover doesn't catch their eye they don't bother to read whats inside.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
I don't watch any reality TV because I seriously can't afford to hate society any more than I already do.
It sucks that you can't photoshop that personality too, bitch.
Giving up does not always mean you're weak, sometimes it just means your strong enough to let go.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
If at first you don't succeed..... CHEAT!
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
The last thing I want to do is die.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
