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New anti depressant for lesbians... Trycoxagain

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I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.

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I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

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You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.

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I hate when I'm tired and sleepy, but when I go to bed my body says "Just kidding."

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Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.

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The world is full of guys, be a man.

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A relationship with NO TRUST is like a car with no gasoline. You can stay in it all you want but it won't go anywhere.

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It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.

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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

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Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.

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A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

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Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.

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Make money, don't let it make you.

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You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.

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That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

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People are stupid, with random moments of brilliance.