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Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
Facebook is for for friends who are now strangers, Twitter is for strangers who should be your friends.
Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.
Have you ever noticed that when you walk into a spider web you suddenly become a ninja?
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Haters make you famous.
May the bridges I burn today, light the path tomorrow.
Make money, don't let it make you.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Life is not measured by the amount of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
If she talks to you about everyone then she must talk to everyone about you.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
