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When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
Those who live by the sword are bound to be shot by those who don't.
The awkward moment when you realize that people are really laughing at you, not with you.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
Perception is everything.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
If you were a transformer you would be a hot-obot called Optimus Fine.
Next time someone says "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" I'm gonna throw the dictionary at them.
Ladies, the only time it is okay to be skeleton skinny is when you are dead. So eat the frigging cookie and enjoy it.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
I'm invisible, can you see me? Yeah? How about tomorrow night?
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
So you're the bitch that told the bitch that I'm a bitch well listen bitch it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
