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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
It's not the goodbye that hurts, but the flashbacks that follow.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Sneaking your seatbelt on slowly when you see a cop.
Life is like a penis, when it gets hard, fuck it.
Good things don't always have to come to an end.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Relationship status: Thank god there are 2 TVs in this house.
I don't fail, I succeed in finding what does not work.
Some people should be high-fived...in the face.
Real eyes realize real lies.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
I'm killing time, waiting for time to kill me.
If we only attempt that which we are capable of doing, we will never grow.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
