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You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
A man can sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.
Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday.
Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
Cool story bro. Needs more dragons.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I'm tired of girls complaining that theres no good guys left...hello..we are where you left us, IN THE FRIEND ZONE.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
Don't wait for anybody to complete you.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
You don't like my opinion, wait until you hear the ones I keep to myself.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
