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Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
Karma's a bitch when you're a bitch.
The greatest part of being imperfect, is being perfect at it.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Those awkward karate chops you give door just incase it shocks you.
Just like every president has a teleprompter, every idiot has a cameraman.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
If you're lucky enough to be different, never change.
Sleep, hugs, kisses, love, friends, family, memories, smiles, laughter, fun... the best things in life are free.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Never close a door that someone still holds a key to.
Admit it! At one point in your life you closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turns off.
We always start with completing the difficult. It just takes us a little longer to do the impossible.
It's weird not to be weird.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can't stand one night without.
