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Boyfriends are like goal keepers. Just because they are there doesn't mean you can't score.
KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH, and you're middle finger HIGHER.
If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back to visit, hunt it down and kill it.
Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
A good friend buys you lunch. A true friend eats yours.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift. That is why they call it the present.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You do not learn anything by doing everything right.
How the hell does Freddy Kruger wipe his ass?
Finding the meaning to life gives life no meaning.
It's hard to talk face to face, when your head is up your ass.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
The lottery: voluntary taxation.
"**** ***** is now friends with ****** ****** and 64 other people" damn....what a Facebook whore.
