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Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
That awkward moment when your in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.
Everybody is a student for life.
If you find yourself using the expression "haters gonna hate" a lot, there's a better than average chance you're a douchebag.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
Teacher: "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!" Me: Are you asking me out? O_O
Lifes a bitch....so when life sucks just sit back and enjoy the head.
F that B.
No really officer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I have moments of brilliance and hours of stupidity.
Until a man finds something to die for, he has nothing to live for.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
True friends aren't bought, they are earned.
You know it's going to be a great story when its starts off with, "So this b*tch!..."
