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He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
You live and you learn.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
That awkward moment when your pet is staring at you naked...
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
I'm not getting drunk. I'm getting awesome.
Fear not the weapon, but the hand that wields it.
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Off; the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I know I just met you last week but I kinda, sorta, just maybe, seriously have been curiously thinking about you every day since.
Sex is like money. It's only a problem when you don't have any.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
