There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
You should never ruin an apology with an excuse.
How ironic is life. We spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes
Boys will break your heart, Real men will pick up the pieces.
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched "ninjas". The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found". Well played, ninjas, well played.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I most need it.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
It's half water, and half air. So really, the glass is never half empty.
If you watch Cinderella backwards, it's about a woman who learns her place.
I hate when I'm on the couch after a long day, I put the TV on and then my family starts having a competition of who can be the loudest.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Everything becomes funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.
