There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
11.24265336624% of people pay too much attention to details.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
You never know how precious it is until you lose it. And you never know how annoying it is until you have it.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
When I watch MTV Cribs, the feeling of guilt from illegally downloading songs goes away.
My grandma is 80 and she still doesn't need glasses... she drinks straight out of the bottle.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Letting go doesn't mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be.
Everything will be alright in the end, if its not alright, its not the end.
You got enemies, good that means you stood up for something.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Procrastination is like masturbation....you're only screwing yourself.
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Its the scars that can't be seen that take the longest to heal.
Whatever floats your boat as long, as it doesn't sink mine.
