There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Teacher: Why can I hear talking? Student: Because you have ears.
The world needs less people that judge and more people that love.
Everyone thinks that: Its every girl's dream to find the perfect guy....in fact its every girl's dream to eat without getting fat.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Kim Jong Il's last words. "Hey, you're Chuck Nor....."
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
2013: The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Laughter is a better way to bring tears to the eyes.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Once upon a time, there was a boy and girl who loved each other. Then a slut came and ruined everything. The end.
You have ONE advantage over me, you can kiss my ass and I can't.
