There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
Fight poverty. Throw stones at beggers.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Some take the bait, others reel it in.
To whom much is expected, much should be suspected.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
2011: Cool story, bro. 1836: Interesting tale, my fine companion.
Did you just slap my ass? NO!? Damn I was hoping you did.
Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
If it put a smile on my face, there is no reason to regret.
I study for minutes and take breaks for hours.
That sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I want a person who comes into my life by accident, but stays on purpose.
Two things I hate the most: (1) The new lover of an EX (2) The EX of a new lover.
Be kind and courteous to everyone you meet but have a plan to kill them quickly if necessary.
Hello substitute teacher... Goodbye assigned seats.
