There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Nice guys finish last, that is because they put their girls first.
The human heart is like a spring, to bounce back from pitfalls and rise to joys, and it definitely needs space.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
We just have to accept the fact that some people are going to stay in our hearts....even if they don't stay in our lives.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Cool story bro, changed my life.
Boobs. That's all, just like this if you like boobs.
Immaturity keeps me young.
Its much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
So my life has reached the point where I've stopped asking "Why me!?" and started asking "Oh, again?"
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
You can spend your life avoiding your dreams, but everynight you go to sleep.
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.
After Mondays and Tuesdays even the calender says WTF.
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust someone who lies to you.
