There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
An apple a day may keep the doctor away - but all these Macbooks are getting expensive.
Take it easy, give it hard.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
Don't judge a book by its movie.
Some women can't find a GOOD MAN cause they're too busy looking for a PERFECT MAN.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
I'm gonna go take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Chuck Norris will never die of a heart attack because his heart isn't that foolish to attack him.
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
Yeah, I'm single, but you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.
The awkward moment when a guy has bigger boobs than you.
I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.
