There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
I'm not prejudiced, I hate everybody equally.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
If being sexy were against the law you'd be guilty as charged.
I think 'First Response' and 'Plan B' should switch names.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that matter don't mind and the people that mind don't matter.
Problems cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them.
Life is to SHORT, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly.
Eventually people will realize that mistakes are meant for learning not repeating.
Ran into my ex last week... backed up and ran over his ass again.
I tried to send you the most sexy thing on the planet, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
You can hold on to a person but not a relationship.
If most people said what was on their minds, they'd be speechless.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
