There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Your character is more accurately determined by what you say about others behind their backs.
Roses are red. Violets are blue! Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don't be mad I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug somebody sexy and then headbutt the mirror....
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
When all fails, kamikaze and take everyone with you.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
"Dude that song is old"...."Well so is your mom....but you still listen to her."
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Each morning when we wake up, we have two choices: go back to sleep and keep dreaming, or wake up and chase those dreams.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
I'm a bitch? You're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, your dad's a bitch for fucking a bitch. Now who's the bitch, bitch?
Don't waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
Life is a case of spoon or be spooned.
The awkward moment when you're on a bouncy castle and you fall down and the other bitches on there wont stop jumping so u can't get back up.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
