There's no such thing as good girls gone bad, only bad girls found out.
Man: created by God, destroyed by a women.
Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
Don't tell me the rules if you can't even play the game.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
If we're not supposed to have late night snacks....why is there a light in the fridge?
Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. Thats like stabbing someone then wondering why they're bleeding.
Compromising is the same as losing, it just sucks more because winning was never in the deal.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
Would you like a table? ... "No, I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please." -_-
The awkward moment when the world doesn't end on December 21st 2012, and a lot of girls end up being pregnant.
Laughing at the person because the joke was a fail.
Why don't you just swallow all that makeup you put on? You might become pretty on the inside.
Rappers always talk about robbing people in their songs, thats why I download all their songs for free. Payback!
Thanks wind, you totally raped my hair.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
Disappointments are just God's way of saying: "I've got something better." Be patient, live life, have faith.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
