Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
Regret lasts longer than fear.
I love that whenever we speak I have no idea what to say or how to feel.
Everyday the sun rises, but it doesn't shine until you wake up.
Baby, I treat you like my homework, I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
The awkward moment when Edward and Santa bump into each other in your room because they're both watching you sleep.
That awkward moment when sluts wear clothes.
True friends stab you in the front!
Act like a gentleman, think like a boss.
Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them a second bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
It takes more energy to look back than to look forward into the future.
My biggest mistake is not kissing you when I had the chance.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Be positive for no reason.
Patience gets you everywhere on time.
My wife says that I don't listen to her, or something like that.
Chuck Norris puts the "fun" in "Funeral".
