Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you're dancing to your ring tone.
From a girl's point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a boy's point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
Don't look back. You'll miss what's in front of you.
When someone says "It's getting hot in here" I automatically think, "So take off all your clothes".
If all MEN are the same, why do WOMEN take so long to choose one?
We are bestfriends. Always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. After I finish laughing.
If I don't answer your first call, calling me 39971629829202 times won't make me pick up.
Mario: An Italian plumber that was created by Japanese people, who speaks English, but looks like a Mexican.
The sacrifice of hiding in the light is living with your shadows.
You live and you learn.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I put the laughter in manslaughter.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
If they dont chase you when you walk away....keep walking.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
