Haters hate because they are what you ain't.
Every sinner has a future, every saint has a past.
This duct tape makes everything you say sound like "yes".
Cool story bro. You should get it in Oprah's book club.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
Auto-correct can kiss my ask.
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairy tale; once upon a time, I don't give a shit. The end.
Haters make you famous.
There are needs and there are wants. I need what I want.
Sometimes I look at people and think: That sperm actually won?
Chuck Norris was bit by a poisonous snake. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Playing comes first, you can work later.
If I got a nickel every time I told my wife I loved her....I'd have a nickel.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
The ultimate price you pay is nothing but time.
Winners do what other people won't.
I will stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw a legless man walk on water, yeah that means never.
I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs started to make sense.
Dear Bull, What did I do to deserve so much shit?
