24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I know they say the first love is the sweetest, but that first cut is the deepest.
The people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
I say excuse me when I burp even when nobody is around....true gentleman.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
I'll advise you... don't mess with me: I know Karate, Judo, Tai Kwon Do, Jujitsu and 28 other dangerous words.
Cool story bro, tell it again and I'll punch you.
Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
I'm a very nice person...but for you I'll make an exception.
Just because your smart doesn't mean your wise.
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Chuck Norris once strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package.
