24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
Science has made us gods even before we are worthy of being men.
Single doesn't always mean lonely and Relationship doesn't always mean happy.
I don't know what's worse. Guys who refer to girls as b*tches, or the girls who actually respond to it.
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. I think we all know who cried harder.
Haters are just confused admirers.
I would kick your ass right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Laughing is when a smile has an orgasm.
When staring someone in the eyes, u wait for them to stare back at you.
The smile is every woman's sexiest curve.
I think therefore I am, we think therefore it is.
The notion that you feel my pain is extremely uncertain. You have to apply the experience and pain of my life in order to come to this road.
I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking straight right now.
That moment when your mum shouts your name so you do a quick recap of all the things you've done recently to see if you're in trouble.
Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out?
Every day you will meet a moron; if you haven't met one today, tomorrow you'll meet two.
It's hard to answer "what's wrong", when nothing is right...
I hate when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore.
Know one cares how much you know, unless they know how much you care.
