24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
I didn't fall, I just caught the floor.
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake.
WORRY looks around. REGRET looks back. FAITH looks forward.
Shit happens bro. Now get over it.
A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly attitude.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
Face your problems, don't facebook them.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too, bitch.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.
Dreams lift when reality falls.
Don't trip over bitches, walk over them.
Men are like parking lots; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
Cool story bro. The best part is when you stopped talking.
Be what you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
I don't have an attitude, I have a personality you can't handle.
I don't make the same mistake twice....I make it 5 or 6 times just to make sure.
Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.
I didn't say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
