24 hours in a day 24 beers in a case coincidence? I think not.
If you can't change your circumstances, change the way you respond to them.
You look at them. They look at you. You look away. Awkward.
Everybody spread positivity.
If you got haters, you must be doing something right.
When a teacher sends you outside you have successfully won the argument.
Cool story bro. Put it in the history books with all the other boring sh*t I don't care about.
You'll never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
A rumor goes in one ear, then out of many mouths.
Stubbing your toe and telling the inanimate object to f*ck off.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
When life throws a rock at you, throw back a brick.
I couldn't help but notice that awesome ends with 'me' and ugly starts with 'u'.
I don't have enough middle fingers to show you how I feel.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I can only endure saying goodbye because saying hello again will be all the sweeter.
Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
